A Repository of Useless Knowledge

In the United States, an assault of vexing issues have borne their full burden on the minds of many Americans. Here is a little bipartisan list of political oddities to distract you from meaningful conversations of my nation’s problems.

The current chairman of the House Appropriations Committee Rodney Frelinghuysen (R-NJ) was once contested in a congressional race by a plant.

Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe (D) wrestled an alligator for political contributions.

Former President George W. Bush was the head cheerleader while at boarding school.

Former President Barack Obama had his presidential seal fall off his podium mid-speech.

I’ll taper off here and let you get back to meaningful dialogue.

 

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2 thoughts on “A Repository of Useless Knowledge

  1. The ficus tree reminded me of Mr. Crawfish B. Crawfish, the Louisiana mudbug that ran for president in the 2016 race, in direct response to Bobby Jindal’s run for the same. I knew a lot of proud crawfish supporters…

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